February 2012
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Me: "Not only am I a professional sinner, I'm a professional yak-em-off." - some guy at Taco Bell. What does that even mean???
Lauren: It means everything and nothing
Me: I should've known. He must be some sort of wizard philosopher.
Lauren: Bow down to him. He is a god among us
Me: Should I give him an offering of chalupas?
Lauren: Sacrifice. Sacrifice
Me: I MUST SHOWER HIM WITH GORDITAS AND MILD SAUCE
Lauren: BRING HIM THE CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME
Me: AND THE HEAD OF THE CASHIER SLATHERED IN NACHO CHEESE
Lauren: give him the smallest, yet purest child
Me: What will become of the child?
Lauren: He will be trained in the arts of sinning and yakking, and all other mysterious skills this man is harboring
“What, then, am I trying to do? Simply to erase a great misunderstanding for which Christianity is to blame. There has developed in effect a kind of corpus which practically all Christian groups accept but which has nothing in common with the biblical message, whether in the Hebrew Bible that we call the Old Testament or the Gospels and Epistles of the New Testament. All the churches have...
I feel like I could watch this animation forever.