December 2011
56 posts
Sleeve Cat
animalsbeingdicks:
High on catnip, Jinx was convinced that Misty was a succulent sausage ripe for the taking.
Welp, I’ve had this poem in my queue for a while now. Sorta afraid to publish it. But, I’m gonna let it rip. Here ya go…
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I don’t believe in much any more Not love or peace Or things or persons unseen I waved good bye but gave a third barrier wink
I could have loved ‘Til my heart bled dry And my dry throat cracked A whispered, “My dear, I love you so....
4 Things Both Atheists and Believers Need to Stop Saying by Gladstone, on Cracked.com - read it here
Man. A spot on and level-headed article written by a dude who’s neither a Christian nor an atheist. So good.
I may need to refrain from tweeting everything I find hilarious that my family does. Cuz there’s a lot.
texting with Lauren
Lauren: It's a picture of my cat. All tangled and warped.
Me: In what?
Lauren: In nothing. Just sleeping on my bed.
Me: Tangled in laziness.
Lauren: And decrepit-ness.
Me: And condescension.
Lauren: And approaching death.
Me: Poor guy. Hope you don't have to pull an Old Yeller.
Lauren: Never. I want the rabies to spread to all creatures.
Me: You're sick! YOU need to be put down!
Lauren: But I'm clean! Rabies free[!] I ain't touched that stuff in YEARS!
Me: Too bad. That stuff is the shizzz.
[later]
Lauren: You think I'm cruel...my cat is crop dusting me and it's the worst I've ever experienced.
I probably won’t succeed in this, but I’m gonna try to read/finish the following books over break:
The Book of Lost Things by John Connolly Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut Baltimore, or The Steadfast Tin Soldier and the Vampire by Mike Mignola & Christopher Golden The Thing On the Doorstep and Other Stories by HP Lovecraft The Catcher in the Rye by JP Salinger Love Wins by...
Watchinothernews:
Jon Stewart’s brilliant (as usual) take on the whole advertiser controversy around All-American Muslim.
Because I missed it last night.
Rare Words
acosmist - One who believes that nothing exists paralian - A person who lives near the sea aureate - Pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets dwale - To wander about deliriously sabaism - The worship of stars dysphoria - An unwell feeling aubade - A love song which is sung at dawn eumoirous - Happiness due to being honest and wholesome mimp - To speak in a prissy manner, usually...
“Civilization is a stream with banks. The stream is sometimes filled with blood...”
– Will & Ariel Durant, from my Western Civ I book
“The TLC reality show All-American Muslim, which follows five families in...”
– All-American Muslim Meets an Un-American Advertising Pullout | Entertainment | TIME.com
The Florida Family Association criticizes the show because it “hides the Islamic agenda’s clear and present danger to American liberties and traditional values.” The organization’s mission statement is to...
kaciewilliams:
gerkle:
dailyotter:
Otter tickle gif back by popular demand!
i think some of you might appreciate this… heh
I usually don’t reblog…but, BE STILL MY SOUL.
brb gonna watch this for the rest of my life
You may call this self deprecation, Self defecation, Maybe it’s cleverness for cleverness’s sake. But you crawled into my bedroom Slit my throat And out crawled three snakes. Each held a press conference Asking why they had been evicted. They pointed their non-existent fingers at you And crawled into your womb. There they lived and breathed and lapped up your fluids Until the time was...
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